Oscars 2026: The Academy Got It Wrong and We Need to Talk About It
Marty Supreme went home empty-handed after nine nominations. Sinners broke records but still lost Best Picture. And Sean Penn couldn't even be bothered to show up. The 98th Academy Awards were a mess — and I loved every second of it.
Toy Story 5 Didn't Need to Exist — But Does It Justify Itself?
Pixar had the perfect ending. Toy Story 4 wrapped everything up with a bow so clean it made grown adults sob in parking lots. So why are we here again? Because Disney smelled money, Pixar found a theme worth chasing, and somehow — against all odds — there might be a reason this movie exists.
CinemaCon 2026 Just Showed Us Hollywood's Next Two Years — Here Are the Winners and Losers
Sony went all-in on gaming adaptations and Spider-Man. Warner Bros. dropped seven minutes of Dune 3 and announced a Game of Thrones movie. Two studios down, two to go — and CinemaCon already has a clear winner.
The Mummy Just Proved Blumhouse Can Resurrect Anything — But Should They?
Lee Cronin's The Mummy is sitting at 58% on Rotten Tomatoes — miles ahead of the 2017 Dark Universe disaster but nowhere near his own Evil Dead Rise. It's bloody, it's loud, and it can't decide what kind of movie it wants to be.
Enough Already: Why the Era of the "Nostalgia Reboot" Needs to End
Hollywood spent the last decade strip-mining your childhood, and 2026 is the year the receipts came due. The Mummy crashed. Mortal Kombat II got beaten by Miranda Priestly in a wig. Masters of the Universe is the next coin flip. The lesson is sitting right there — if anyone in the C-suite would look at it.