Enough Already: Why the Era of the "Nostalgia Reboot" Needs to End
Hollywood spent the last decade strip-mining your childhood, and 2026 is the year the receipts came due. The Mummy crashed. Mortal Kombat II got beaten by Miranda Priestly in a wig. Masters of the Universe is the next coin flip. The lesson is sitting right there — if anyone in the C-suite would look at it.
The Devil Wears Prada 2 Earns Its Existence — But Not For The Reason You Think
Look, I came in ready to write the "we didn't need this sequel" piece. The Devil Wears Prada 2 had every disadvantage a 20-year-old legacy comedy sequel could have. So why did I leave the theater thinking the only honest critique left is one nobody's saying out loud?
The Devil Wears Prada 2 Earns Its Existence — But Not For The Reason You Think
Look, I came in ready to write the "we didn't need this sequel" piece. The Devil Wears Prada 2 had every disadvantage a 20-year-old legacy comedy sequel could have. So why did I leave the theater thinking the only honest critique left is one nobody's saying out loud?
The Mummy Just Proved Blumhouse Can Resurrect Anything — But Should They?
Lee Cronin's The Mummy is sitting at 58% on Rotten Tomatoes — miles ahead of the 2017 Dark Universe disaster but nowhere near his own Evil Dead Rise. It's bloody, it's loud, and it can't decide what kind of movie it wants to be.
CinemaCon 2026 Just Showed Us Hollywood's Next Two Years — Here Are the Winners and Losers
Sony went all-in on gaming adaptations and Spider-Man. Warner Bros. dropped seven minutes of Dune 3 and announced a Game of Thrones movie. Two studios down, two to go — and CinemaCon already has a clear winner.
Supergirl Didn't Need Earth, Superman, or a Safety Net — And That's Why It Works
The DCU's second film sent its lead to space with a dog and a teenager instead of giving audiences another Metropolis slugfest. James Gunn just made the most confident creative bet in superhero cinema this year.
WebScience Meets Cinema: The Movies That Already Told Us Everything We'll Discuss on May 13
In eleven days, seven speakers will take the stage at WebScience 2026 in Brno to talk about AI agents, shipping AI code, and operations in the age of automation. Hollywood has been rehearsing these exact conversations for decades. Here's how the movies got there first.
Oscars 2026: The Academy Got It Wrong and We Need to Talk About It
Marty Supreme went home empty-handed after nine nominations. Sinners broke records but still lost Best Picture. And Sean Penn couldn't even be bothered to show up. The 98th Academy Awards were a mess — and I loved every second of it.