Teddy Bears' Picnic (2001) — Cast
Cast
| Thom Sharp | James |
| Joseph Sordetto | He-Man |
| George Wendt | Harlow Edison |
| John O'Hurley | Earle |
| Kiran Rao | Yeti |
| Howard Hesseman | Detec. Frye |
| Joyce Hyser | Rita |
| Kenneth Mars | Gene |
| Judith Owen | McMahon |
| Ming-Na Wen | Hyun-woo |
| Gilley Grey | Security Guard |
| Jim Lampley | Tiffani Lampley |
| Alan Thicke | Alan Troy |
| Marcus Vaughn | Shakespeare |
| Terry Ray | Can-Can Dancers |
| Morgan Fairchild | Courtney |
| David Rasche | Chevron |
| Dale E. Turner | Maurice Manalo |
| Kurtwood Smith | Easter |
| Travis Wester | O'Leary |
| Larry Miller | (uncredited) |
| Brenda Strong | Chevron |
| Richard Israel | AD Okazaki |
| Michael M. Joshua | (uncredited) |
| Scott Aaronson | Waiter |
| John Michael Higgins | Summers |
| Christian Malmin | Can-Can Dancers |
| Peter Marshall | Salt Peter |
| John Marrott | Sheriff Long |
| Jeffrey Coburn | Monk |
| Annabelle Gurwitch | Gersh |
| Joan Marlowe | (uncredited) |
| Fred Willard | Dickey |
| Michael McKean | Porterfield |
| Kennedy Stone | Trophy |
| Justin Kirk | Pritzker |
| Burt Bulos | Billy |
| Joyce Greenleaf | Lingerie |
| Henry Gibson | Sloane |
| DeLauné Michel | Ruby |
| David Todd West | Van Guy |
| David E. Baker | Can-Can Dancers |
| Barry Wiggins | Ricker |
| Phil Miller | Golfer |
| Julie Payne | Claypool |
| Robert Mandan | Stanton |
| Dick Butkus | Butkus |
| Bob Einstein | Dom |
| Harry Shearer | Joey |
| Darron Johnson | Malcolm |
Crew
| Lisa Maxwell | Thanks |
| Ken Ginnaty | Boom Operator |
| Debra Hill | Thanks |
| Nya Patrinos | Set Decoration |
| Michael Donovan | Casting |
| Andrew Ambrose | Thanks |
| Bill Muir | Thanks |
| Cliff Spencer | Production Design |
| Jeff Hardwick | Casting |
| Bjorn Schaller | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| John Landis | Thanks |
| Philip Harrelson | Post Production Supervisor |
| Mindy Affrime | Thanks |
| Judith Owen | Thanks |
| Jenny Hinkey | Production Supervisor |
| Thomas Zachmeier | Second Assistant Camera |
| Jeffrey Ford | Editor |
| Chris Miller | Post Production Supervisor |
| Tasia Zay | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Harry Shearer | Music Supervisor |
| David H. Watkins | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Shelley Roden | Foley Artist |
| Harry Shearer | Executive Producer |
| Jesse Pence | Grip |
| Morgan | Script Supervisor |
| Peter Broderick | Thanks |
| Cal Naylor | Co-Producer |
| Harry Shearer | Director |
| Scott E. Kaufman | Additional Gaffer |
| Vera Zay | Key Makeup Artist |
| Richard G. Murphy | Thanks |
| Rupert Murdoch | Thanks |
| Derek K. Cunningham | Best Boy Grip |
| Suzi Draves | Key Hair Stylist |
| Gavin de Becker | Thanks |
| Nathan Morris | Best Boy Electric |
| Tony Salgado | Camera Technician |
| John Bard Manulis | Executive Producer |
| Chris Miller | Location Manager |
| Ryan S. Jackson | Additional First Assistant Camera |
| Angela M. Catanzaro | Assistant Editor |
| Anne Gray Attwood | Costume Design |
| Harry Shearer | Writer |
| Ethan Brannon | Grip |
| Monique Powers | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Sam Epstein | First Assistant Director |
| Jaime Reynoso | Director of Photography |
| Asaf Saban | Grip |
| Chris Miller | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Kira Roessler | Foley Editor |
| LeDiedra Richard-Baldwin | Makeup Department Head |
| Rob Muthamia | First Assistant Camera |
| Mark Helf | Set Dresser |
| Michael Orr | Electrician |
| Greg Gayne | Electrician |
| Jennifer Nabors | Foley Artist |
| Ruth Price | Thanks |
| Hillary Schwartz | Second Assistant Director |
| Daniel D. Monahan | Sound Mixer |
| Edward Tamayo | Set Dresser |
| Richard Garibaldi | Colorist |
| Marc Ambrose | Producer |
| Bambi Moé | Thanks |
| Michael Kastenbaum | Executive Producer |
| Gina Michel | Script Supervisor |
| Mark A. Lanza | Sound Editor |
| Timothy Gray | Line Producer |
| Stanton Chaney | Carpenter |
| Maurice Austin | Set Dresser |