Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width (1973) — Cast
Cast
| Ivor Dean | Rourke |
| Peter Denyer | Lad |
| Vicki Woolf | Maria Schneider |
| Lindsay Marsh | Hostess |
| Bernard Stone | Nathan |
| David Nettheim | Rabbi |
| Bill Maynard | Larkin |
| Eddie Byrne | Jenny's Father |
| Paddy Joyce | Riley |
| David Kelly | Murphy |
| Hilary Farr | Gina |
| Steve Plytas | Swiss Gatekeeper |
| Jerold Wells | Tramp |
| William F. Sully | Policeman |
| Jill Goldston | Passerby |
| Wendy King | Rita |
| John Bluthal | Manny |
| Joe Lynch | Aloysius |
| Yootha Joyce | Finch |
| Ann Beach | Bridie Conlon |
Crew
| Ronald Cass | Music |
| Martin Cahill | Associate Producer |
| Ronnie Baxter | Director |
| Mary Gibson | Wardrobe Master |
| Ken Hodges | Cinematography |
| Harry Driver | Screenplay |
| Vince Powell | Screenplay |
| Nigel A. Marsh | Producer |