The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984) — Cast
Cast
| Bill McLean | Homeless |
| Gabe Kaplan | DePalma |
| Keene Curtis | Crandall |
| Benny Baker | Mr. Vornick |
| Clive Revill | Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff |
| Stephanie Edwards | Anchor |
| Richard Deacon | Councilman |
| Vivian Bonnell | Pamela |
| Arlene Golonka | Helen |
| Dick Van Patten | Bagley |
| Van Snowden | Henrietta |
| Jerry Houser | Policeman |
| John Finnegan | Policeman |
| J. Jay Saunders | Fireman |
| Lulee Fisher | Screaming Demonstrator |
| Bill Sorrells | Carl Fogarty |
| Hamilton Camp | Gibbons |
| Alice Ghostley | Mrs. Dunn |
| Peter Billingsley | Arthur Digby Sellers |
| Chris Hebert | George |
| Helen Geller | Henrietta |
Crew
| Robert E. Collins | Director of Photography |
| Misha Segal | Original Music Composer |
| Richard John David | Associate Producer |
| Bo Welch | Art Direction |
| Nancy Ferguson | Makeup Artist |
| Brent Moore | Set Decoration |
| Martin Tahse | Producer |
| Peter Baldwin | Director |
| Ann Remsen Manners | Casting |
| Arthur Alsberg | Writer |
| Paul Bonnette | Editor |
| Don Nelson | Writer |
| Daniel M. Pinkwater | Book |