I Love You, Don't Touch Me! (1997) — Cast
Cast
| George Saunders | Ted Montague |
| Michael A. Candela | He-Man |
| Darryl Theirse | Quincy Jones |
| Shannon McLeod | Adele's Date |
| Tim DeZarn | Vagrant |
| Michael Dell | Tracksuit Asshole |
| Geoffrey Infeld | MGM Hunk |
| Jackie Debatin | Jenny Curran |
| Matthew R. Eyraud | Tracksuit Asshole |
| Debbie Munroe | Margo |
| Meredith Scott Lynn | Janet Tokada |
| Ramesh Pandey | Yager |
| Wally Kurth | Barclay |
| Julie Ariola | Max's Mom |
| Jack McGee | Candela |
| Mitchell Whitfield | Ben |
| Sara Van Horn | Analyst |
| Marla Schaffel | Katie Nanna |
| Andrew Camp | Trailer Lover |
| Julie Davis | Lisa |
| Janine Venable | Deidre |
| Mitchell Rose | Tracksuit Asshole |
| Mark St. James | MGM Hunk |
| Tom Hodges | Tracksuit Asshole |
| Karen Neil | Nina |
| Nancy Sorel | Elizabeth |
| Melanie Wachsman | Blonde |
| Michael Harris | Webber |
| Julia Bruglio | Bridal Shower |
| Victor Raider-Wexler | Food Court Dad |
Crew
| Lee Howell | Sound Mixer |
| Jonathan Blinderman | Associate Producer |
| Julie Davis | Producer |
| Matthew R. Eyraud | Associate Producer |
| Christopher Keenan | Co-Producer |
| Carol Strober | Production Design |
| Meredith Cruse | Associate Producer |
| Julie Davis | Director |
| Wendy J. Greiner | Costume Design |
| Caroline Halili | Set Decoration |
| Scott Chosed | Producer |
| Mark Putnam | Director of Photography |
| Michael Hirshenson | Associate Producer |
| Meredith Scott Lynn | Co-Producer |
| Julie Davis | Writer |
| Julie Davis | Editor |
| Jennifer Chaiken | Executive Producer |
| Karen Church | Casting |