Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003) — Cast
Cast
| Dan Buechler | Zach |
| Sean Hall | Chartreuse |
| Andy 'Hippa' Kriss | Damon |
| Crystal Sholts | Lieutenant Dan's Fiancée, Susan |
| Jeremy Coy | Dude |
| Matt Sell | Bart |
| Jack Shreck | Hugo |
| Patrick Casey | Schumacher |
| Josh Miller | Icky |
| Maria A. Morales | Carrie |
| N. David Prestwood | Blaine Tuttle |
| Benjamin Kaplan | Stitch (Voice) |
| Phil Gleason | Important Jogger |
| Brian J. Casey | Norville's Goon |
| Mark Cartier | Bernard Judge |
| Nathan Morales | Dude |
| Drew Ailes | Catering Boss |
| Erik Olson | "Weird" |
| Colin Hall | Mark |
| Nick Stukas | Thaddeus |
Crew
| Sean Hall | Music |
| Josh Miller | Director |
| Jack Shreck | Music |
| Josh Miller | Writer |
| Josh Miller | Producer |
| Patrick Casey | Producer |
| Josh Miller | Editor |
| Patrick Casey | Writer |