How Thick Is Your Carpet? () — Cast
Cast
| Sam Churchward | Tim Collin |
| Nelly Hollis | Neighbour |
| Maria Shabanova | Ann |
Crew
| Jamie Fallon | Production Assistant |
| Jamie Fallon | Lighting Technician |
| Justin Houghton | Special Effects |
| Jay Vanner | Prop Designer |
| Khari Damani | Camera Operator |
| Khari Damani | Cinematography |
| Justin Houghton | Set Designer |
| Jamie Fallon | Set Designer |
| Jay Vanner | Prop Maker |
| Jamie Fallon | Prop Maker |
| Justin Houghton | Prop Maker |
| Jamie Fallon | Producer |
| Jay Vanner | Editor |
| Jay Vanner | Co-Director |
| Justin Houghton | Co-Director |
| Jay Vanner | Producer |
| Jay Vanner | Costumer |
| Jay Vanner | Writer |
| Jamie Fallon | Sound |