tvSSFBM EHKL (2001) — Cast
Cast
| Christopher Biggins | Lop |
| Nicole Faraday | Lotte Schwartz |
| Simon Mulligan | Pianist |
| Graham Millar | Bubba Blue |
| Eileen Leighton | Church |
| Pat Dubuisson | Lady Beltham |
| Matthew Ashforde | Bullfighter |
| Tarek Farag | Mobutu |
| Linda Collier | Church |
| Chloe Billington | Nymph |
| Kathy Lette | Herself |
| Janet Cook | Game |
| Lucy Tones | Freshman 3 |
| Rosemary Bailey | Lady Beltham |
| David Cook | Game |
| Tara Flanagan | Diretor-1 |
| Chris Newland | Crucified |
| Marie Helvin | Herself |
| Candida Gubbins | Artist |
| Christian Adams | Thor |
| Alan Denman | Dali |
| Lenny Fowler | General Dodonna |
| Lawrence Kennedy | Artist |
| Sonia Farrugia | Margaret |
| Sylvia Bradbury | Lady Beltham |
| Marco Pierre White | Himself |
| Keith Allen | Himself |
| Betty Kendrew | Church |
| Peter Clarke | Male Guest |
| Coral Meades | Strawberry Alice |
| Luis Buñuel | Himself |
| Gary Rhodes | Himself |
| John McBlain | Artist |
| Jonathan Meades | Characters |
| Katharine Page | Strawberry Alice |
| Max Ernst | Himself |
| Malcolm McNeill | Neanderthal |
| Nicola Morris | Game |
| Janet Street-Porter | Herself |
| Michael Fenton Stevens | Taxi Racer |
Crew
| Jonathan Fensom | Production Design |
| Mickey Powell | Propmaker |
| Anthony Wall | Executive Producer |
| Dave Stewart | Music |
| Jonathan Meades | Writer |
| Simon Darlow | Music |
| Carol Snook | Production Manager |
| Malcolm Maguire | Electrician |
| Jeanette Stamp | Makeup Designer |
| Raymond Hughes | Costume Design |
| Francis Hanly | Director |
| Emma Mathews | Editor |
| John Pritchard | Sound Designer |
| Nadia McLeod | Camera Operator |
| Adrian McCarthy | Grip |
| Robert Payton | Lighting Camera |